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Religious
He always listens to his conscience -- that still small inner voice that warns him when somebody's watching.

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Luck
She called the gas company one Friday afternoon -- they kept her on "Hold" all weekend.

Ballet
He went to a ballet once. He didn't like it. He couldn't even tell who won.

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Candy
ever wondered rots the same candy bar you quick energy child's Have wonderful a source of why a for adults?

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Advice
She offer lots generation advice. Good advice. of been been passed down from generation to Advice and that's

Barbecue
Why is it lighting an outdoor grill always makes the wind blow?

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Handy
He's probably the only guy in town who ever got his finger caught in a screwdriver.

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Abortion
Studies show that 100% of those who advocate abortion are people who already have been born.

Cooking
If it's moral, my wife's done it to a chicken.

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I had a terrible childhood. I'm probably the only guy in history who was once bitten by the Tooth Fairy.

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